The Dad
@donttouchthethermostat
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Do you long for the days when your dad would scream at you for touching the thermostat? Or when he would berate you for not holding the flashlight correctly when you were “helping” him work on the car? If so, you came to the right place. Congrats, I’m your dad now.
@donttouchthethermostat
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